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the mock autobio of my memories in a shitcocked place
who am you?
Created on 2004-08-19 09:46:39 (#4245237), last updated 2004-08-21
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Basic Info| Name: | banger_stoats |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 05-09 |
| Location: | Manchester, North oeust, United Kingdom |
| Website: | 1 |
BioI guess I was born, but the earliest memory I had was eating a mars bar strapped into my booster seat. I remember my mother yellingly loud at my father’s antics, I remember my father’s face fully loaded with impishness as he racy raced up a twined shit of a hill road. For why there was impishness in his Irish mustached mug my baby brain could not fathom. As there was more race and more twine I vomited the mars bar onto my pink pampers (pink because when shopping, my mother didn’t bother about the gender of nappies even though the fit was constricted). This is my first memory of regurgitation even though I’m sure I vomited before, we all know babies of younger ages vomit more often than elderly babies.
My last memory is transitive.
My last memory is transitive.
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awkwardness, backwardness, bill hicks, brass eye, chris morris, death, kurosawa, lesbians, life, life drawing, mike leigh, ndrangheta, one man bands, peter cook, retards, sam kinison, vinyl, w c fields, walking fast, walking slow, woody allen
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